Woman jailed for testicle attack.

From the BBC

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Mr Jones must be thinking how lucky he is that Miss Monti is ‘in no way a violent person’. I shudder to think what might have happened if she was violent. But it does go to show, that even in this age of spin, some bollocks is hard to swallow.